A McDonald's Confession

I went to Confession and had a fairly young priest. As I started my Confession, he told me that I didn't need to go into the details, but rather just give him the number of the Commandment that I had broken.  I thought this was a unique and less embarrassing approach, for both of us. So, I said, "OK, I'll take 10 #4s, 1 #8, and 2 #10s." I thought that was great. It was just like ordering fast food.

Even more interesting, when I came out of the Confession, my husband asked me what my penance was. I told him that it was corporal punishment. Shockingly, he believed me....and still to this day! Ha!