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Saturday, May 2, 2015

Listen Up Guys for Some Insider Information: When is a 'Sip' Just a Sip?

.....Well, not when you are going out with, or married to, a female.  The sooner you accept this, the better your relationship(s) will be, and the significant reduction in arguments you will have.  This is insider information, so take it to heart.  We (women) will NEVER admit this to you (men) directly.  That is why what I am telling you is so valuable. 

If you have a drink and we ask for a 'sip' of it [note that when speaking of this aloud, you must use air quotes], we will inevitably have many more and may possibly even drink the rest of it.  You must never say anything to us about that.  Doing so, is like calling us a cow or something - a conversation you know you don't want to have for the next 3 hours.  In fact, it is better for you to just proactively order two drinks in anticipation that we will likely ask for a 'sip'.  You may even ask us if we want our own drink at times, and likely we will say, "no, we will just have a 'sip' of yours."  I know you would very much, and under normal circumstances, want to say something like, "but you are going to drink most of it; why don't you just get your own?".   Bite your tongue with all the strength you have; get the two drinks and, for your own sake, tell us that you are just THAT thirsty!

Also, the same thing goes with if we say we want just a 'bite'!  Good luck!!!

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