Inappropriate? Probably, but coincidentally, well-timed.

I recently attended a family funeral with two of my children, my son and my youngest daughter.  Their great-grandfather had made it to almost a century, at 96+ years old!  After the ceremony and burial, we all went to a restaurant for a very nice lunch with cloth napkins and all.  My daughter had gotten up to use the restroom and my son and I were just talking at the booth we were sitting in.  At one point, after some squirming around and a strange look from him, I mentioned that we had been sitting there so long that my skirt
(which was obviously black) had about worked its way to resting at about just around my waist.  About a minute later, my daughter returned from the bathroom (as if on cue) and picked up one of the black, cloth napkins and said to me, "Here is your skirt!"  My son's eyes about popped out of his head believing for a minute that it really was my skirt.  I was also shocked that she had said that based on what I had just said.  It was such a coincident that she even came up with that on her own! We had a good laugh even though it was a sad day.