Being a Good Big Sister!

I have a younger brother by 5 years and when we were growing up, I took it upon myself to teach him a few things.  Of course, I used my own effective techniques, but they seemed to work!  The following are lessons that I taught him and how I went about it:

• I had to establish that I was the one in charge - so I would sit on him and tickle him a lot.  (He often forgot and needed to be reminded.)
• Don't dawdle when eating your ice ream - I would either finish my ice cream cone quickly so I could have his or slowly so that when he was done I would eat mine in a slow, gloating manner showing that I still had some and he didn’t.  Anyone else in my shoes would have done the same, right? 
• Don't follow me around - If you do, expect me to take my gum out of my mouth and put it on top of your head, in your hair, later needing it to be cut out causing you to look like a peacock until your hair grew back. 
• Do your chores before Mom gets home - I will also chase you out of the house causing you to trip and break your arm. 

See what a good big sister I was?