Ignorance is Bliss...

Who knew that a simple trip to Staples would turn out to be extremely embarrassing and somewhat inappropriate?  Well, anyone who knows me knows that just about anything can and will happen like that.  I needed an extra SD card for my camera for an upcoming vacation.  I was not able to find them in the store, so I asked one of the guys who worked there where they were.  To be accurate, I literally asked, “Can you tell me where the STD cards are?”  Yep.  That is what I said.  He had his chin down and looked up at me and said very slowly, “you mean SD cards?”  I replied, “yes”, still not understanding what I had asked for.  It was not until about 30 seconds after walking away from the guy that I realized what I had just said.  I thought that yes, that was about right for me.  Of course I would be asking some stranger for a sexually transmitted disease (STD) card and not think twice about it.  Who else would do that?  Well, if nothing else, at least I gave that guy something to talk to his coworkers about that day.